Celtic Family values

All happy football clubs are alike; each unhappy football club is unhappy in its own way. Celtic is not a happy football club right now. Last night, the unhappiness was increased when someone in authority decided to put out a statement about the recent transfer window shitshow. If you really must, you can read it here. Whoever is in charge of comms should sack the algorithm that came up with this pish. A pal of mine in Scotland, no stranger to the Parkhead press area and a definite Celtic supporter, sent me this message on reading it: “Word salad statement.