Have yourself a merry little meltdown

Well, it’s only Wednesday, and the anger of the Ibrox klanbase registered 1690 on the dignified outrage scale! The cultural reaction after the League Cup Final is just too delicious. Apparently, the very idea that the team in Norwegian Blue would be on the wrong end of an officiating decision goes against the natural order on Planet Fitba. In fairness to dear Philippe when he framed the narrative in the post-match presser. Then, there was another consignment of unsurpassed dignity. Churchillian stuff. So, what’s the future for Sevco, according to Captain Goosebumps? Could they become a feeder club with an