New characters join the Ibrox sitcom

Spare a thought for Sevco’s recently appointed CEO, who has been getting read into his new role this week. Now, it would be wrong to say that his financial situation was somewhat misrepresented to him before he accepted the dignified gig. However, this is a case of the devil being very much in the detail. I think it is fair to say that by now, he knows the extent of the shitshow at the basket of assets. Going forward, one of his job targets will almost certainly be to make the business self-sustaining. Lower the squad’s average age and, crucially,