Hello and welcome to the eighth annual Alternative Scottish Football Awards.Our national game is rarely short of controversy, with passionate rivalries and heated debates at all levels. Tonight, though, is a moment to put our differences aside and remember we’re all in this together.It’s an occasion that traditionally comes shortly after the 38th round of Scottish Premiership fixtures, by which point the majority of clubs and associations have already carried out their Player of the Year awards ceremonies.Do any of these supposedly prestigious events, though, have a category dedicated solely to insults directed at Todd Cantwell? How about a category showcasing the pettiest Kilmarnock fan behaviour, or the friendliest St Johnstone fan, or the least appropriate BBC Scotland moment, each with a winner and an honourable mention?That’s not to mention the categories that feature ever year, including The ‘Sorry Celtic’ Award For Best Response, the Spirit of Sky Sports Award, and the ‘Smell My Bouffing Fridge Montrose’ Award For Outstanding Post From An Official Club Social Media Account.Let’s get started. Are you as excited as I am?
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